"Josh Welton" (watchtheprettylight)
09/20/2013 at 14:32 • Filed to: philospnik, pearls before swine, stephan pastis, philosophy
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"Josh Welton" (watchtheprettylight)
09/20/2013 at 14:32 • Filed to: philospnik, pearls before swine, stephan pastis, philosophy | 4
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But don't let it ruin your present :)
For Sweden
> Josh Welton
09/20/2013 at 14:46 |
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How the conversation would actually go:
"I need a 4.6 GPA"
"What for?"
"To get an appointment to the Naval or Air Force Academy. Where, if I work really hard, I can get a degree and assigned to flight school. Where, if I work even harder, I can be assgned to a test pilot squadron. Which, if everything goes right, will allow me to become an astronaut and fly to Mars before I turn 65."
"Then what?"
"Then I'm on Mars and not in a cardboard box."
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Josh Welton
> For Sweden
09/20/2013 at 15:15 |
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I'm sure there's a happy medium in there somewhere...
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For Sweden
> Josh Welton
09/20/2013 at 15:18 |
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No, just a mediocre medium.
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Josh Welton
> For Sweden
09/20/2013 at 15:25 |
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Werd. Cuz anything short of walking on Mars and you're a failure. Have fun with that!
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For Sweden
> Josh Welton
09/20/2013 at 15:28 |
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Go big or go home.